People Having More Sex Than You #1

The first instalment of this series takes a look at this lovely girl, a cheerleader at Wichita State University. Look at her, for Chrissakes. You think you’re having more sex than her? No fucking way. Just check out that eye shadow, the ribbon in the hair. The well-defined nose and chin. She fucking gets it whenever she wants, however she wants. Hell, I’ll bet that’s one of the main reasons why she became a cheerleader. And even though she’s giving the shocker to be funny, you just know she’d let you do it.

Another person getting more sex than you is the male cheerleader behind her. In his case, though, I don’t exactly think his brand of sex has been okayed by the Kansas state constitution, if you know what I mean.