Wednesday, July 12, 2006

A Poem That Doesn't Rhyme? That's Like a Fish That Doesn't Swim!

Classy in a museum; tacky on a dorm room wall

In honour of the generous neighbour who is, er… “donating” his or her wireless Internet signal so that I can receive it in my bedroom (and thus watch prodigious amounts of porn in privacy), I have prepared a haiku. “Haiku” is the Japanese expression for “slitty-eyed poem”.

Flying through the air
I can read your hypertexts
Thanks for the free ride

Here’s another:

Searching your network
Any compromising pics?
Just printer control

See? These suckers write themselves.


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