this is teh suxors!!!1!!1

Somehwere, in an alternate 1991, instead of getting the SNES for Christmas, your parents bought you a bootleg copy of Super Mario World on an NES cartridge. The name of this alternate 1991? Hong Kong. Because, really, if you were living in crippling poverty, why would you pay full-price for a video game?

PS: I'm not gay, but the Scissor Sisters are pretty good.